Call Me Downtown

My name is Jordan.
10 things you need to know:
1.) I have an extremely hard time opening up to anyone; why? Some reasons are more evident than others
2.) I can be very vane at times, but in all actuality I don't think very highly of myself in the least bit. I'm just me.
3.) I will show everybody respect lest they should give me a reason not to; simply put, I'm not judgmental and I give everyone chances they deserve
4.) I'm not good at making lists
6.)I skipped #5
5.) now everythin is all willy-nilly. I am an avid collector of interesting things. My dresser is lined with random things that either friends have given me, or that I decided to keep, so if I see some thing I could potentially use to clutter my room, I'll probably ask you for it
6.) only you can prevent forest fires
7.) I'm not exactly proud of alot of things I've done, I've associated with people I wish I hadn't but at the same time am glad I ever did, because they taught me what not to do
8.) I am a strong believer in the theory that everything happens for a reason. Alot of things, both good and bad, have happened to me, and I feel I'm only who I am today because of said experiences. You live you learn.
9.) my friends are my life, and I do what I can to stand up for them when the opportunity arises
10.) you read all of this in about 5 minutes, I'm guessing.
Please tell me if I was right
I like to feel smart
Even if you didn't, just say you did
It's all the same to me
Why are you still reading this?
You don't have a life
Look to the left---->
you looked the wrong way didn't you?
....haaa